Sunday, March 29, 2009

Game 76; Pens vs. Rangers

"They want to test those anger management classes he's been going through!"

"Did you say 'Korpikoski' or 'cup of coffee?'"

Side note: does anyone else love Wade Redden (not to mention his contract) being on the Rangers as much as I do?

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Game 75; Matt Cooke's mustache vs. Flames

"Come on...I'm a plumber!"

"You're playing with fire...Flames!"

"Waffles are kinda round now, aren't they?"

Steiggy (on Hal Gill/Snuggies): "I didn't think they made Snuggies that big!"

Game 73-74 - Whoops!

Busy. Just watch this video as it's guaranteed to be funnier than anything said during the games...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Game 72; Pens vs. Thrashers

On Sykora: "He kinda looks like a leprechaun, doesn't he?"

"Is that Larry Murphy to Paul Coffey? 55 to 7?"

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Game 64; Pens vs. North Stars

"[Bylsma] knows how the west was won..."

...and now Women's College Basketball is on FSN. Way to go, FSN!

...and we're back!

"Malkin's a bullet out there!" (editor's note: "Shoot me!")

On the camouflage uniforms worn by the Baby Pens: "Steiggy, you'll never get caught for too many men on the ice wearing those!"

"He roped him here in Dallas, didn't he?"

"What was that promo, the Ax Men? That was one of the Ax Men going to the box right there, Jordan Staal."