Game 25; Pens vs. Canes

Steiggy: "The shot clock is difficult to find here. We need a periscope...
Errey: "It's right there, Steiggy."
Steiggy: "Oh yeah, it's right there..."
Errey: "You're trying to look through banners, and everything else and it's two-inches from you here!"
(Insert Errey singing/humming here)


I love Melichar...


Q: Can we go a single game against Carolina without Ray Whitney being called a waterbug?
A: No.


Steiggy: "Ron Francis doesn't need a system. He has a system in his head."


On that note, it's Hough's time...

Game 24; Pens vs. Rangers

"It took a while, but the laundry's off!"


"Oh man, he curled and dragged it around Koharski!"


Steiggy: "That's how you know you've arrived, when you get your own bobblehead."


"It's okay if it's Bobby Orr, but not Colton!"


"It's time for a star player to put his name in the headlights. Headlights? What are those boards called in...Times Square?"

Game 23; Pens vs. Devils

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Game 22; Pens vs. Sabres

"24...the Flower! Getting old!"


"It's the tryptophan curse, Steiggy! Everybody's full and they can't move. They were all shopping at four in the morning! Weren't you at Wal-Mart?"


"There's nothing like a free meal! I know...I know..."


If I have to hear this goddamn Clarks song one more time I might end up killing someone...


"Like a golfer. He kept his head down and boy did he swing. He looked like John Daly." (Hopefully not like this John Daly...)


"Think he ever makes himself dizzy, Afinogenov?"


To clarify...is John Curry unconscious right now?


Yep...unconscious...


I am guessing he is now "conscious."

Game 21; Pens vs, Isles

"We saw Scuderi last year have his finger explode..."


"It hit Sabourin right in the mask. He's got a frog on the side of it and it jumped right off of it!"


"Pat Sajak's in the house here in Long Island tonight!"


"2-0, N-Y-I."


Okay...so I thought Sabourin's new mask would mark the end of the Creepy Baby Mask era...but holy hell...did anyone else see the back of his new mask?!?!?!? That might be creepier than the old one...


Steiggy: "He got the wind knocked out of him."
Errey: "You mean the stuffing? Oh no, that's tomorrow..."


"Exactly what the Islanders weren't looking for...unless they were looking to go shorthanded because maybe they have a better chance of scoring that way..."


Steiggy: "Evgeni Malkin is the McDonald's player of the game."
Errey: "Is that M for McDonald's or Malkin?"

Game 20; Pens vs. Canucks

"Steiggy, it's great being down here! You know I love this stuff!"


"And you really miss Matt Cooke, because he gets them the ugly way. You dump it in, you work it out. They're going to find some other plumbers to get it done."


On Boucher saving all press clippings written about him during his career:
"Doesn't everyone do that? Haven't you seen my bathroom wallpaper, Steiggy?"


On Letang without his helmet:
"He's like Randy Carlyle back there!"


"He's staring down everything he sees in white. He's even staring me down! I gotta change my shirt!"

Game 19; Pens vs. Thrashers

As my slacking/inability to post goes on, the number of followers I have continues to increase. Weird...

Hopefully Saturday I will be able to actually a) watch the game, and b) watch the game not in a bar and with sound.

What can I say? Grad school + somewhat finding a life = bad for Errey blog...