Game 46: Pens vs. Coach Bombay

Errey: "You know he was pitchforking that hay in Regina, Saskatchewan!"
Steiggy: "Yeah...and Jordan Staal was lifting those...big...slabs of sod in Thunder Bay..."


Errey: "We need Hot Lips Houlihan!"
Steiggy: "We were gonna try to play the theme from MASH tonight, but you're not allowed to do that."
(camera shows Chris Stewart)
Errey: "Who's that?"
Steiggy: "That's Chris Stewart."
Errey: "Well I know, but in the MASH theme of things..."
Steiggy: "I guess Kadar is Radar."
Errey: "Who's Alan Alda?"
Steiggy: "Dan Potash sounds like Alan Alda sometimes when I hear him on the radio..."


"This is just what the doctor ordered...no pun intended there..."


"His wife can glide! Kristi Yamaguchi, are you kidding me?!?!?!?"


"You know Ducks can't fly in this weather! They should be down south!"


On some dude's hat:
Errey: "You're not going to find that in the OC!" (editor's note: don't call it that...)
Potash: "You know what though, you wear that in LA and you start a trend. It may be 90 degrees, but if Paris Hilton wears that, everyone will wear it."
Errey: "The question is, how is Paris going to wear it?"


On Cooke barely missing a hat trick:
"We would've had that hat we were looking at!!! It would've been on the ice!"


"You've got golfers on your mind with Bobby Jones. You've got Mickelson out here, of course you've got golfers!"


Errey: "Oh man...It's beautiful...and that (Parros' mustache) is beautiful!"
Steiggy: "You ever been to Scenery Hill?"
Errey: "I don't know, but I had a 'stache like that once. Well it was kinda a rip off of that. THAT is a mustache!"
Steiggy: "You can see it from Scenery Hill!"
Errey: "Actually...I got lost there once. Got off the wrong exit trying to find an...indoor soccer facility."


Errey: "It's like that old hockey pic everyone's got in their rec room! The wide stance!
Steiggy: "Atually, he looks like Darkwing Duck* to me. A guy...the mascot for the Ducks who comes out of the ceiling. Is that his name?"
Errey: "I have noooooo idea."





*Actual name of Ducks mascot: Wild Wing. Whether or not he kidnaps small children during games is unknown.

Game 45; Pens vs. Caps

"He scored a beautiful goal last night...like butter! Carving through a couple of defensemen."


"Isn't it great to have that internet out there?"


"He is a wild stallion, there's no question about it."


To summarize tonight's game: "There goes Sidney Crosby..."


"There was a delayed penalty and then they pulled their goaltender...can you get seven guys on the ice, Steiggy?"

Game 44; Pens vs. Flyers

"Thank you Mr. Shero for the new contract. The handcuffs are off. He's got buttery hands!"


"It's time for our Subway sandwich...and it's a knuckle sandwich!! Courtesy of Eric Godard. You got about 10 meatballs on that one, too."


"Staal and Kennedy...they looked each other in the eyes there. I'm not trying to get soft with you here..."


"You're not going to see Brooks Orpik upset the apple cart here..."


"The ollllld Ulf Dahlen move..." (editor's note: I have not heard that name in years and was unaware he even had a "move")


Jesus...this is the most times Ulf Dahlen's name has been used in the past 5 years...

Game 43; Pens vs. Nordiques

"Joe Sakic. Quit messing around with those snow blowers, Joe."


Has anyone been keeping track of how many times the phrase "center drive" has been used the past three or so games? Estimated count: 372


Steiggy: "Hal Gill with the reach around on TJ Hensick."


"There's a lot of girth out there."

Game 42; Pens vs. Preds

"Who knows what goalies think about? I try not to think about what they think about, Steiggy."


Errey: "They're a different breed, goalies. Except, if you're listening Wendell Young, you were pretty normal."
Steiggy: "Really?!?!?!?"


"It went off Jason Arnott, did it not?" (much funnier with the name being pronounced "Are-Not" all night)


"You were drinking your saki there, weren't you?"


Third period at Hough's, so I got nothing else...

Game 41; Pens vs. Thrashers

"And then he's going to be called for a...hold. He likes him! It's just a hug!"


"That's Crabb! Clawing his way into Sidney Crosby's territory!"

Game 40; Pens vs. Rangers

Stupid Versus...

But just so more people see this clip...