Pens vs. Ky-Oats; 12/20/2010

"I might have hats raining down on me again...then I can bring home Christmas presents!"

"The Penguins are like a pack of ky-oats right now...feasting on their own."

Pens vs. Leafs; 12/8/2010

"Muhammad Aulie he is not right there!"

Pens Vs. Rangers; 11/29/2010

"Michalek sucks in a lot of pucks. He's like a Hoover."

Special note is needed to remember Steiggy singing Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night" in reference to Avery's picture...

Pens vs. Senators; 11/26/2010

"Sergei Gonchar doesn't have the green jacket yet...minus-12...but he's certainly in the running."

Pens vs. Canucks; 11/17/2010

"Luongo's like a polar bear in net!"

"You can't take your foot off the snake!"

"The Sedin's have that beat. They lived under the same roof."

Pens vs. Lightning; 11/12/2010

In lieu of an Errey quote (due to missing part of the game and watching the rest at a bar), I leave you with an overheard quote from some slore walking down Forbes Avenue in Oakland:

"I want you to get some action tonight, but you get action every weekend..."

Pens vs. Bruins; 11/10/2010

What are the odds on Errey saying of Tim Thomas at some point tonight: "He Tuukka the job back!"?

"Brent Johnson has stoled the show!"

On Malkin: "I thought the circus left town!"

"Tim Thomas looking through the prison bars or something there...it's like he was caught..."

Pens vs. Lightning; 10/27/2010

"Pascal Dupuis is banging on the [penalty box] door saying 'keep me in! Keep me in!'"

Pens vs. Nashville; 10/21/2010

How many Tootoo puns were made tonight?

"Well Nashville's got Brooks and Dunn, Pittsburgh's got Crosby and Malkin!"

"Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!"

Pens vs. Ottawa; 10/18/2010

Updates are back, but will now be less accurate due to the lack of a DVR...which also may hinder my ability to update for every game. Whatever. Enjoy.

"The ice is frozen, but it's almost like it was...a pool...with the way they were swimming around."

"He escaped out of there backwards like a hummingbird! It's like when you try to catch a fly, Steiggy!"