Pens vs. Lightning; 10/27/2010

"Pascal Dupuis is banging on the [penalty box] door saying 'keep me in! Keep me in!'"

Pens vs. Nashville; 10/21/2010

How many Tootoo puns were made tonight?

"Well Nashville's got Brooks and Dunn, Pittsburgh's got Crosby and Malkin!"

"Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!"

Pens vs. Ottawa; 10/18/2010

Updates are back, but will now be less accurate due to the lack of a DVR...which also may hinder my ability to update for every game. Whatever. Enjoy.

"The ice is frozen, but it's almost like it was...a pool...with the way they were swimming around."

"He escaped out of there backwards like a hummingbird! It's like when you try to catch a fly, Steiggy!"