"The NY Rangers are like sharks. It's a feeding frenzy right now!"
"Hal Gill! A fistful of dollars for Avery!"
"Look at Jagr and Hall Gill. Jagr's trying to be his friend here. 'Please! Let me go!'"
Steiggy: "Ruutu gets the puck, walks all the way down Broadway, and lit up the lights on Broadway to give the Penguins their first goal!"
Steiggy: "He turned him into an ice carving with that first move!"
"There's the Long Arm of the Law right there!" (YESSSSSSSSSS! That's the first of the season I think! Finally!)
"Who plays it? You got it? I got it? No, Dupuis' got it!"
Steiggy: "There's Chris Stewart with the puck. Yeah, he's still got it. I don't know where it is. It might be up on that sod farm!"
Errey: "What did they bury it?"
(awkward laughter from both)
Steiggy: "Hank's got it on a shelf somewhere!"
Errey: "With everyhing...euhuhuh...ohhh can you imagine how much...hardware they have in that family? They don't have enough shelves!"
"Dupuis was just flying on that 4-on-4! He looked like he was on the Nordic Track...like he couldn't be stopped."
Steiggy: "It's kinda quiet in here right now..."
Errey: "The Mayor is in the house. They have to be on their best behavior!"
On Roberts' dad: "He doesn't look as scary as Gary though..."
"He got nothing but smelly gloves...right to the chest."
I really hate Sean Avery...