"Mr. Roberts in his neighborhood..."
Steiggy: "He's a native of Switzerland and the Penguins would love to make him look like Swiss cheese by the time this series is over."
J & D Waterproofing commercial featuring Bob Errey = best commercial ever. "1-800-very-dry" (Okay, fine. I'm not sure if this can beat the Steubenville commercial because it lacks the sweet, sweet music...)
"You don't want to take your head off that...er your foot off that snake there, Steiggy."
"It says Warrior on his gloves. That's the company name, but it could also be Gary Roberts' name."
"Therefore they can't bang the players they want to bang." (okay, horribly out of context, but still hilarious...)
On Crosby's injury earlier in the season: "That's like caging up an animal! He must have been going crazy watching those games!"
Steiggy: "Right in Mr. Robert's neighborhood!"
I don't know about anyone else, but I think the Senators were tanking this game. They clearly are hoping to take this to six games so they can get back to Ottawa again...