"He overtook McAmmond like he was a midget player going against a pee-wee!"
"He almost made you eat your words, Steiggy!"
"He may be in the wrong kitchen right now."
"Bass replaced fish [...] I don't what they have next, trout?" (No idea on that first sentence...)
"It won't go back to small. It will just stay big!"
I have no idea how to transcribe Errey singing the music they play when Ottawa's ice crew comes out...let's just say it was phenomenal...
"In game one we saw Fleury give Lapointe the business!"
Steiggy: "...from Pilsner in the Czech Republic."
Errey: "Is that the beer spot?"
"That's what chemistry is...telepathy..."
I had to radio it for the third period on my way to play my own game, so post anything I missed in the comments. So instead of reading about the third period commentary, just go out and purchase the new Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds album.